Haan? U noe wat i m talkin abt.
Y ur ful msg luks lyk 1 sentnc no1 tot u puntuashun ur sms luks lyk telegram ya pls use fulstop.
Bt sumtyms u use 2 many. Y u put dot-dot-dot aftr evry few wrds? Put 1 only. Pls.
Bt pls use mo than 1 lettr ya. ‘Y’ is lettr, ‘yes’ is wrd. U tink i m amirkhan, asking ‘Should there be a strict law and strict action against those who drink and drive? (Y/N?)’? No na? Stil u act lyk u lost haf ur fingrs 2 frostbyt.
N omg, y da hel dyu use 10 million ‘o’s wen u rite ‘no’? R u hindi flim heroin? Ur thumb fel in ❤ wid keypad? N 2 much of dat ‘oo0oh’ n ‘aaaah’ and ‘hmmmmmmmmm’ is happening, k? U r havin orgasm, awat?
Enuf wid da smileys!!!!!!!!!! R u monkey? U dnt noe 2 speak? Den y dyu stuf msgs wid so many emoticons? I dnt care if dey have goggls n lipstik n big fat tears; its not UR face na? Sumtyms u use sooooo many, it luks lyk mah cell hs jaundis.
Y u change spellin of wrds? Wat is dis ‘studee’,’ muvee’, ‘babieee’? Ur name is webster? U rote dikshinary? Hav sum rispect yaar.
R u part of gr8 Amrican plot to rplace al ‘s’ wid ‘z’? No? Den stop sayin ‘iz’, dammit.
N wat is dis ‘da’? R u wrapper frm da bronx? Say ‘the’, lyk norml ppl.
Grammer is dyin, spellin is ded. U hav T9 dikshinary na? Use! ~Buys 20 grands ka fone n duznt noe hw to rite 1 ful propr sentnc. Shee~
U hate vowels kya? Read dis – Wrrr. Makes sens? No? Dats mah surnam widout ‘a, i, e’. U want me 2 do dat to ur nam? U dnt riks gods angr n rite ‘Rm’, ‘Shv’ n ‘Jss’ na? Den dnt riks mine by riting ‘Mrgnk’. (dnt 4get da CaPitAls.)
I noe lyf is shrt, bt nw der r 2 many shrt frms. ‘Gn’ is da sound u make wen pottie duznt cum out. ‘Roflmao’ seems lyk u r makin fun of gr8 commyunyst leeder. N u no wat ‘lol’ reely means? ‘dangle’ or ‘sag’. Wat of urs is danglin or saggin? W8, dnt tell me.
N wtf is WTF? U wanna say ‘fuck’ na? Say it. Fuck. Der. At least dnt giv gaali in shrt frm ya. Feelin goes.
Sum shrt frms r ok. 4 eg, by da tym u finsh typin ‘immediately’, its alreddy l8er. Bt if u shortn ‘tutorial’ 2 ‘tut’, wat wil u do 2 ‘title’?
I noe only 160 lettrs cum in 1 msg. If u wanna save mony, email me.
Enuf is enuf.
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